swoodfin

(Source: happines-in-pictures)

wreckeds0ul:

siighed:

so my math teacher got the wrong package today

omg

castielcampbell:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!

what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!

(Source: thatinsignificantother)

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

the-rosy-doctor:

fictionalfix:

groovytimeladyinspace:

 #I can just imagine a conversation going #MOM! #WHAT?!#WHERE DID YOU PUT THE JOHN GREEN NOVELS? #THEY’RE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE #NO I CHECKED MAINE. THEY’RE NOT IN MAINE #WELL MAYBE VERMONT#IT WAS SOME NEW ENGLAND STATE #and I’d end up finding them somewhere in Nevada or something

This bookshelf of only 48 states leaves me…

looking for Alaska

Looks like this country is full of…

Paper Towns

get the fuck out of here you clever little shits

(Source: byronb)

niknak79:

They were supposed to be smiley faces